Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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