the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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