wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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