i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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