I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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