do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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