I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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