Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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