There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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