We're like a lot better than the average bears
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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