I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Randomize