And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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