i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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