do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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