Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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