hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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