Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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