Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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