She's JV to your varsity
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
She even gives head with a lisp.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
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