We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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