If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
sex on a bike is impossible
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