Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
