just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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