so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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