try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
