Just fell off a train. Bad.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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