No stitches, just platelets and will power
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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