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Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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