So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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