Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
i out mim tonsoeep
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