I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
