I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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