Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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