How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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