How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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