For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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