I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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