1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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