The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
i've created a new STD.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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