and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
