Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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