i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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