shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
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