i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
