Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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