YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
His nipple licking is glorious
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