their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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