Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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