We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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