so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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