Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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