I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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