i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The uberlube is also flammable
My dick has a subreddit
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
