I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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