i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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