you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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