just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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