So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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