remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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