All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
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