whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
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