do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I'm having to shit out rocks
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